A ONE woman show who is funny but fair
You won’t believe what she’s going to share
TIPS for “the TALK” – It’s for Parents who BALK
It’s serious humor and also a GAME
TOP TEN things you need to name!
Listen to her – she’s for REAL… Mildred, then there’s Jeri Neal –
Lady Caroline, Maddie and MORE – Oh what fun you have in store.
You’ll learn things that make some sense
You’ll feel AWKWARD – such suspense!
Even so, you’ll laugh out LOUD
Join the fun – and JOIN the CROWD!
P and U and letters like that
Puberty, Uterus, who’s getting FAT?
Pituitary, Underwear – what did you SAY?
How can people learn that way?
Hands on, Hands off – In your FACE
You’ll be marching right in place
Moving, laughing, singing songs
DRAW the LINE at Sing-a-longs!
Listen, Learn, and Laugh a LOT! Hear her out – I say, WHY NOT?
Teens are searching, parents lost – this will help redeem the cost
of disconnected “proper” tone. Know that YOU are not alone!
PARENTS NEED to play this game. Trust me. You won’t be the same.
Why not spend a little time putting up with Seuss-like rhyme?
You’ll be better off for this. You will have to reminisce!
Think of the music, the laughter, the KISS
Was there a flower? A feeling of bliss?
Body and BRAIN had a battle in YOU
Do you remember the way it went through?
Who was the voice when you started to balk? Who did YOU listen to?
Who gave “the TALK”?
HOW did you learn what you wanted to know?
Were you informed or did you run the show?
WHO was your teacher or HOW were you taught?
Values and morals – just HOW are they caught?
Truthfully speaking we all want to play –
Some will say STOP, others like to be ‘grey’
Telling a lie that we really are GOOD
Knowing the battle is burning like wood!
COME on! Be honest and tell what you know
Screenager innocence “goes with the flow”…
Nobody plans for their pants to be down
Suddenly innocence looks like a clown.
Pregnant by ACCIDENT? Pregnant, indeed.
Where were the answers when they were in need?
WHO gave the voice that would teach them a way
Out of the PASSION? And what would it say?
I’ll tell the answer. It’s simple. Effective.
“Orange Juice Escape Route” – internal Detective!
Really. It’s Orange juice…or grapefruit or cran
Anything cool that will alter the plan
To get out of dodge and get somewhere that’s cool
Fanning your passion – go jump in the pool
Start laughing or focus on something that’s fun
You’ll be so glad when it’s all said and done.
Things reproductively work like a charm
Pregnancy – teenagers – SOUND the ALARM!
We have a system that knows how to work
Problem is, somehow it goes “all BERSERK”
When passion ignites it and when you’re in gear
Nothing can stop it unless you can HEAR
The voice in your head saying,
This is the voice – Passion won’t stop. It will lessen the choice!
When things get PASSIONATE, go take a BREAK
Orange Juice awaits you, for goodness sake!